Okay, what gives? Dionysus told…

Okay, what gives? Dionysus told me that he’d stuck a big fat “this is mine” sticker on me so the other Hellenic deities would leave me alone while I’m not up to doing all the necessary research to be able to do the religion respectfully, so there shouldn’t even be an issue with any other Hellenic gods wanting my attention.
Also: I’m a libertarian communist hippie who worships a pacifist.